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taylor · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject: Fixed gear haiku

priceless shit from Louisville craigslist: http://louisville.craigslist.org/bik/1018722349.html

sailorjames · cutter Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 329

too bad that pink paint job is gonna get dinged up from the zipper shrapnel soon to come from his self-boner when he realizes those three people are all looking at him

jkizzle · cutter Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 519 Location: I.L.L.

they have some great shit on their craigslist

"So a friend of mine is trying to set me up with a cute indie girl, but he emphasized fixing bikes as one of my qualities. I mean, I can, I have before, but I do not do it a lot. If anyone has a vintage or busted street bike (or at least a frame) I'd be willing to pay up to $75 for it, or more depending on the brand."

http://louisville.craigslist.org/bik/1017267187.html

chadwick2wheels · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:25 am Post subject:

while we're bashing l'ville here's a submission to fixedgeargallery last week from l'ville. ugliest bike ever? you be the judge...

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2009/feb/2/NicholasLinares.htm
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brokebike · cutter Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2434 Location: local

chadwick2wheels · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:53 am Post subject:

yeah seriously.

i'm too old for barspins anyway
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brokebike · cutter Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2434 Location: local

I was inspired to write my own haiku for this bad-boy:

bullhorn phase was... meh
it's got the stock saddle, yo!
bar spins 4-evah.
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brokebike · cutter Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2434 Location: local

...wait there's more

Rollin' through the 'ville
did an endo on the bridge
New Albany sucks
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alex · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:03 pm Post subject:

alex · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject:

fuck! I just noticed that his perfectly clean shoes match his belt, his glasses, his gloves, AND his aerospoke.... chris: you've got some work to do before you can one up this guy. you need a camo belt, shoes, socks, gloves, glasses, and trucker hat
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How about, "Can you NOT rip a giant hole in our downtown and erect a big goddamn penis full of crappy chain businesses?"
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willard · training wheels Joined: 30 Oct 2007 Posts: 42

Are those palm trees in the background? I have a sneaking suspicion that this picture was not taken in Louisville.

brokebike · cutter Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2434 Location: local

I was kinda hoping you guys had some good haikus up your sleeves too. C'mon people!
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politicalhero · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:46 am Post subject:

pants stuck in the chain
over the bullhorns again
girls are not impressed

brokebike · cutter Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2434 Location: local

I wish someone would create a site - kinda like a mix between Fixed Gear Gallery and Fark, and maybe a little Bike Snob thrown in too... where a photo of a bike, or a person on a bike is submitted, and then everyone writes a haiku as a caption for that photo.
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elzie5000 · cutter Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 1177

http://baiku.org ?