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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:45 pm    Post subject: Investment Advice Reply with quote

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


Here's to you, investors...

MG
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i love you mike
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