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metro biking hipster
Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Posts: 64 Location: Lexington, KY
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:45 pm Post subject: Investment Advice |
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
Here's to you, investors...
MG _________________ Metro Biking |
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andy hipster
Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 67 Location: no-wave retirement community
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